This Will Be the End of Everything

I spend inordinate amounts of time blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah thinking about either music or religion. Both have become an escape for me. An irresponsible escape. Is my increasing interest in music and the production/creation of said escape due to my decreased involvement with religion? My heart is beating faster as I write this. I am the bitch of my subconsciousness. I think that deep down what makes people religious is that most Abrahamic faiths preach some sort of end of everything. This completely excludes eastern religion because they're doing it wrong. Reincarnation? A fate worse than eternal hellfire. Bramin is the highest caste in Indian society if memory serves, but I could be wrong because I learned that like six years ago. Bramin also sounds like ramen. Just saying. So back to this that and the other thing. The most appealing aspect of abolishing my agnosticism is the assuredness that the ad naseum aspirations of the apes will finally be arrested. We have an out. Christ said he would come soon, so I mean obviously he meant "soon" in the grand scheme of things because "soon" from the perspective of the bible would've come about 1,980 years ago which is also ironic because I think a lot of people thought he would come back during the 1980s because Regan was president because everybody thought Carter did a shitty job and Regan really did do a pretty good job I think he had the highest approval ratings of any president ever? let alone a republican. And just look where we are now. So in conclusion, a comet is taking too long to smack into the Earth so I feel that this is why some form of divine intervention has become necessary. I hope the council will at least consider these arguments and take a responsible course of action. Thank you, and good night.